Gin & Tonic

As my dear old mother used to say, “Give it to God and to hell with it.” And I don’t drink gin & tonic with a straw. Read more →


Can I get into your purse and you can walk around with me like a chihuahua. Read more →

At the Diner

I hear you have something special for his birthday. A seven-year-old pancake? No, a cinnamon roll pancake. Oh, I was looking forward to seeing him eat a seven-year-old pancake. Read more →

“Some Dead, Some Gone”

Jim Morrison was born 30 years too soon. His music and the way he talked. And Janis Joplin was a sailor. She was a rough woman. But she could sing. I got to meet Jimi Hendrix, the Mamas and the Papas, Big Brother and the Holding Company with Janis, Iron Butterfly, The Animals. They put on a show at a… Read more →

“Sacred Prostitution”

If you guys are available you might want to check it out. The room was this big. A swing thing, dancing. He’s going to sing Disco Fever. He’s going to dance and sing. Related articles Haiku – A Collection by Patty Mooney ( Better Red Than Dead – by Patty Mooney ( Read more →